Tuesday, April 19, 2016

First It Was the Thin Mint Melee

The Smoking Gun: A Florida woman allegedly punched a convenience store employee in the eye after the worker demanded the return of a bag of Cheetos Puffs that the suspect had stashed “under her sundress in her groin area,” according to cops.


Jeffrey Meyerson said...

As far as I'm concerned, if they were down there she can keep them.

Jeffrey Meyerson said...

I was hoping she stashed the six pack down there too.

That would have been impressive.

Don Coffin said...

Florida, of course. No wonder Hiassen's characters are so wacked...he's not writing fiction.