Friday, March 18, 2016

First It Was the Thin Mint Melee

Canadian man hijacks bus to take him to Tim Horton's: On Friday, at approximately 12:30 am, a 31-year-old man hijacked a Toronto bus and held it up at knifepoint. He allegedly forced the driver to drive through several lights, and speed to his ultimate dream destination: Tim Horton's.

4 comments:

Patrick Murtha said...

The bar for hijacking has officially been lowered.

I am now also nervous to take the bus in Canada, although this isn't as bad as that cannibalism incident a few years back.

Bill Crider said...

In this case you'd at least get doughnuts if you stayed on the bus for the trip.

Patrick Murtha said...

Preferable to BEING the doughnut.

Anonymous said...

the sad thing is that I am drinking a Tim Horton's coffee as I read this... and it was a roll up the rim coffee so it was free... I am not eating a donut though...

- d middleton