Thursday, February 11, 2016

Gator Update Update

In that case, kid, you are free to go.

Sun Sentinel: It was a prank, says dad of man accused of throwing live gator through Wendy's drive-thru

5 comments:

Jeffrey Meyerson said...

Yeah, I love Mom and Dad defending Sonny Boy with the "but it was a prank" defense.

Yeah, it was a prank, so? Your moronic son THREW AN ALLIGATOR into a restaurant window. Or are you as stupid as he is to think it was funny?

Deb said...

Jeez--put those parents over there in a corner with that "Affluenza" kid's mom and dad. Sterling examples of parental oversight and careful upbringing.

/To quote Sammy Davis Jr.: "Don't go the crime/If you can't do the time."

Deb said...

Don't DO the crime...

/Stupid autocorrect!

Don Coffin said...

Assault by alligator is a crime one could not commit in Indiana this time of year...I'm glad no one was hurt, and that the alligator was released.

I did some things at age 24 that I would not be proud of (if I could remember them, which I can't). But nothing both that stupid and that dangerous.

What say the young man be released into the same canal as the alligator?

Deb said...

There's an awful lot of "I broke the law but I shouldn't be arrested or go to jail because reasons" in the air these days.

/I'll say no more.