Thursday, February 11, 2016

Biggest Surprise: It Didn't Happen in Florida

Man urinates in Wal-Mart as he puts trout in pants

3 comments:

Jeffrey Meyerson said...

Not Florida?

As Wally Shawn would say, Inconceivable!

Don Coffin said...

The least surprising sentence in the story: "He also said he had been consuming alcohol." The least surprising fact about the event: It occurred in a Wal-Mart.

Was the trout frozen or fresh?

Bob The Wordless said...

I would say frozen. I know when I have frozen fish near my crotch, my bladder protests...