BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
I find myself thinking of the early 80s punk song, "Teenage Enema Nurse in Bondage," which ends with the nurse saying, "This job stinks."
I'm glad to have inspired that beautiful memory.
Reminds me of Mike Kenyon, the Illinois Enema Bandit--one of the few "famous" people I have ever met. After Mike was apprehended and his name made public, I realized he and I had lived in the same dorm at the University of Illinois, and we had been in one class together. Later, I ran across him in the Army.
Enema Bandit would also be a good name for a rock band.
I like the way the victim called police first, rather than his doctor. The police had to call the doctor for info.
Police investigation called half-asses.Victim now butt of many jokes.Cops under intense pressure to find culprit.
Cops propose rubber hose treatment to get confession.
Soon to be flushed with success.
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