Saturday, May 21, 2011

When Gators are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Gators

NewsChannel 9 WSYR: "A six-foot-long alligator named 'Howard' and an eight-foot-long albino Burmese python named 'Sponge Bob' were seized Friday morning by officers of the State Environmental Conservation Police. Legally, the animals are not permitted to be kept as pets."


Fred Blosser said...

Somehow, a gator and a python seem less scary when they're named Howard and Sponge Bob.

Mel Odom said...

Bill, this needs to be a short story collection for Kindle. :)

Jodi MacArthur said...

Loved your title for this! I adore the names as well.