BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
I'm very curious.
Appreciate you playing along and keeping the secret, Bill!
I have a signed letter from an elementary school student. It's signed, "Your only fan."So the plural is probably inaccurate.
If you'll shoot me that kid's address, Bill, I'll just mail him the info and skip posting it.
Crider discovers the ancient Mayan Nazi invasion plans for 2012?Crider impregnated by Paris Hilton?Crider to run for Governor of Texas on the Bucklin County ticket?Crider confesses he never reads old paperbacks?Crider admits that he is really "Ed Gorman" AND "James Reasoner"?Alvin, Texas discovered to be alien space center?Inquiring minds want to know.
I like #2 best.
You won't nine months from now, Bill.
You're supplying the voice for a new cartoon character "Croc McGator"......You're playing the Lizard in the next Spiderman movie.....You've installed a quicksand pit just beneath the grass on your lawn.... That'll teach 'em!
Congrats on another sprig in the laurels of your literary crown.