And keep off his lawn!
The Galveston County Daily News: "Despite giving up 5 inches and 50 pounds, a 79-year-old man knocked an acquaintance unconscious in a bar fight about a woman, authorities allege.
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An argument led Dickson to punch Joseph Swart, who is 5-feet 7-inches tall and weighs 170 pounds, Cook said. Swart is known at the bar as “Old Man Joe,” Cook said.
“The old man knocked him to the floor, jumped on top of him and was banging his head into the floor,” Cook said."