Gator Chomp Prompts Prose From Cop | NBC Miami: "Last week, a former Miami-Dade police officer was sentenced for his role in an ecstasy-smuggling ring. Yesterday, a Pembroke Pines officer alleged that he was fired because a supervisor was having an affair with his wife. Today brings news of a Fort Lauderdale cop dismissed for forging a signature on court notification."
But of course the important part of the article is the police report about the gator. You have to click the link and scroll down for that gem.