Saturday, August 29, 2009

Croc Update (You Know You Want One Edition)

Crocodile Foot Charm Means 'Hands Off' | InventorSpot: "This unusual item may be the most charmless charm ever. The treated and cured 'crocodile caiman' foot comes equipped with a grommet and ball chain for easy attachment to your cell phone, rucksack, purse or earlobe.

It's hard to say if this is an environmentally friendly item or not, but one assumes there are crocodile farms in China to supply the clothing and luggage trades... and they must be overflowing with extra feet since each critter comes with four. Tossing them in the trash would be wasteful and really, what else are you gonna do with the things?"

2 comments:

jessethebassman said...

I want to come back in my next life as an amputee crocodile and terrorize these people in their nightmares. Not for any special reason except I think it'd be fun to hear them scream.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Makes a swell backscratcher, too.