Thursday, June 25, 2009

She's Available, Guys!

Cristiano Ronaldo too 'sissy' and girly' says Paris Hilton | Celebrity | News.com.au: "PARIS Hilton dumped Cristiano Ronaldo for being a 'sissy'.

The hotel heiress - who was spotted canoodling with the soccer star shortly after splitting from Doug Reinhardt - reportedly called off their romance after deciding Cristiano was too in touch with his feminine side."

Hat tip to Jeff Meyerson.

6 comments:

Seepy Benton said...

Thank goodness I'm related to Britney Spears and not Paris Hilton!

Todd Mason said...

The guy didn't even want to release a sex video. Shaaa!

Gerard Saylor said...

I had a dream about Paris Hilton once. She wasn't exactly slutty, but she was very "friendly".

Todd Mason said...

I won't go so far as to suggest that might qualify as a nightmare, but I will note that her attorney's are contacting you about copyright and trademark infringement, since PH was the first to dream Friendly dreams about PH.

Gerard said...

It wasn't a nightmare but I was in a very uncomfortable situation. My honor remained intact.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Come on, he's a soccer player. If she wants a real man she needs to hook up with a bowler.