Deep doo-doo wouldn't do for Texas cattle rancher - Weird News - MiamiHerald.com: "COMANCHE, Texas -- Mack Stark figures cattle raisers can appreciate the name of his west central Texas ranch and makes no apologies for the words in big black letters on the steel arch over the dirt and gravel driveway. The name's not exactly fit to print, but let's just say 'Deep Droppings Cattle Co.' or 'Deep Excrement Cattle Co.' wouldn't have the same effect. 'That has a ring to it,' the 75-year-old rancher said.
A ring of truth, Lavon Stark, his wife of almost 45 years, chimes in.
'If you've ever been in the cattle business, you know,' she added."