Wednesday, November 05, 2008

The Space Alien Weeps

ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS�|�Weekly World News: "The Alien, well known for correctly endorsing every presidential winner since 1980, is in shock over his first losing endorsement."

Photo at link.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

First of all, you ain't fooling me. That's Joe Lansdale in that denim dress shirt get-up; you can tell by the way he's rubbing that alien's belly. Second of all, them ain't real tears falling out of his eyes. That alien set McCain up for failure, and it looks like he's smiling about it. I know how aliens smile. They don't do it like me and you. It's all in the ears. He's also throwing an alien gang sign. But I ain't sharing that with you. I don't want to bring about no extraterrestrial Armageddon upon us all. Be careful posting stuff like this again, Bill. Aliens have very tiny senses of humor.

Unknown said...

Now that you mention it, that does look like Joe.

Librarian D.O.A. said...

Photoshop tears! Bogus!

If the alien even looked sad, I'd buy the story.