Friday, August 08, 2008

Ouch

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench | Weird Asia News: "Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I take personal offense at the reporter calling the man who tried to have sex with a steel bench lonely and disturbed. The libido is a powerful force. And steel benches can be extremely seductive. This is all the further I am going to allow my comment to go. Just trust me that I know what I'm talking about.

Unknown said...

Thanks for being discreet.

Paul Bishop said...

Running an LAPD sex crimes unit, I read this out loud to my assembled crew - who all laughed hysterically. Unfortunately it is far from the weirdest thing we've ever had to deal with.

To each his own.

Oh, jjs is now on our watch list...

Patrick Shawn Bagley said...

That bench was asking for it.

Unknown said...

It was dressed provocatively.