Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wanna Hear Something Really Scary?

Snake takes wee nip - Local News - Cairns, QLD, Australia: "A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.

The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, about a month ago."

1 comment:

Doc Quatermass said...

Reading this my thighs are clenched together with a vise grip deathlock, my wedding tackle is experiencing shrinkage, and my sphincter makes my thighs seem as relaxed as calves liver in comparison

A story best left in the Twilight Zone. And to think I've always been wary of black widow spiders who favor outhouses when I've used them.