Friday, February 08, 2008

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Sheriff: Cross-dressing driver 'unsettling' | Portland Press Herald: "The Cumberland County Sheriff's Office is searching for a man who has a mustache and has been seen wearing women's underwear, a garter belt and black high-heel boots.

Since last spring, the sheriff's office has received six reports that a motorist wearing that outfit has pulled in front of female drivers, jumped out of his vehicle and modeled his attire in the roadway."

5 comments:

Ed Gorman said...

I could be wrong but I think we may be looking at Mccain's running mate here, Ed

Unknown said...

Wow. That's a cool thought. What a combo! Let's see Hillary top that!

Cap'n Bob said...

Sounds more like Bill Clinton's next amorata.

Anonymous said...

I think what we are looking at here is mccain himself. he's as mad, looney, and unstable as nitroclycerine. i cant believe nobody else can see it. good thing he doesnt have an agenda, that would be real trouble. Watch him assasinate his own VP two months into office and fool all the republicans who are just using him as an anti hillary, anti obama bomb. then he'll probably launch a nuclear war against Antarctica.

Cap'n Bob said...

You may be right, JJ, but he still sounds better than Hitlery.