Friday, February 08, 2008

Intentional Farting Update

Bangor Publishing Company: "The original newsletter article, published the week of Feb. 4, was erroneous, she said. 'I learned about it the day after, on Thursday.'

Libby said the headline, 'Farting is banned from CRMS?' was wrong.

'We didn’t ban anything,' she said."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

every news item is untrue. i dont know why this one is being spotlighted.

Unknown said...

Because not every news item deals with farting. Usually they're much less interesting.

Anonymous said...

yeah, i guess if youre gonna have untrue news it might as well be interesting untrue news. and theres nothing mnore interesting than farts. or funnier.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Crider-

I regret to inform you that I can no longer recommend your blog to fellow members of my Jane Austen discussion group.

Most sincerely,

J. Wilbur Prufrock

Unknown said...

I can ill afford to lose any readers.

Cap'n Bob said...

I hear those Jane Austen folks are rabid flatulaters. You're hitting too close to home, Bill.

Anonymous said...

Gasp!

Anonymous said...

Hey, we seen that you nerds is now talkin bout air biscuits. thats cool. we like that. when the conversation gets to actual fecal matter, let us know, we gut our keyboards all revved up for the action!