BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
i went to the site where the fellow related the story of the croc and the cape buffalo yearling. by the time i got to the end i was in a dark depression. because as you know all of mankind are divided into crocodile people and cape buffalo people. and for a crocodile to have ahold of a cape buffalo and then lose his grip on it forever, this is about the worst news possible. I am now going to brood in a corner and contemplate the death of all the world's crows to cheer me up.
I should have known that story would depress people.