Wednesday, April 11, 2007

So I'm Blogging This. I Can't Help Myself

Blame Jeff Meyerson, who sent me the link.

Paris Hilton, Richie give enemas on Simple Life | Entertainment | Reuters: "TV celebutantes Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie won't answer questions about their checkered driving records, or Richie's recent dizzy spells, or the origins of their highly publicized feud.

But they are more than happy to talk about a certain rectal ministration they performed on participants at a 'wellness camp' overseen by fitness guru Susan Powter for an upcoming episode of their reality show, 'The Simple Life.'

'We gave the campers enemas,' Richie told Reuters on Monday in a brief interview given by the pampered pair to promote their show, which returns for a fifth edition May 28 on the cable network E! Entertainment Television."

5 comments:

Cap'n Bob said...

Does Doris Day do a cameo in this one?

Benjie said...

It's all right, Bill. This isn't about Paris, it's about enimas, right?

Unknown said...

Thanks, Benjie. A great rationalization.

Anonymous said...

Crider needs an intervention.

Sorry. That rationalization doesn't work. I'll be taking a break from here for the next week or so. I'll be over at Laura Lippman's place. I don't believe she acknowledges the existence of Paris Hilton. As shouldn't we all.

And rapping Wordsworth?! Rapping Chaucer next?

stilwell

Unknown said...

Maybe Laura L. will be rapping some Chaucer.