BILL CRIDER'S POP CULTURE MAGAZINE
The thing that amazed me was not the nipples or even the mustard coloured top that was covering them, it was the assertion by the writer of the article that "They [nipples] all look alike!" Clearly this person has seen too small a sample to be able to adequately judge.
He probably spends a lot of time in his living quarters in his parents' basement.
Why? he asks. Because they're there. All alike? I met a woman whose own pair didn't match--one was inverted. Yuck!
I hope you didn't express that opinion to the woman, Cap'n.
I'm not that stupid.
I knew that.
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