Sunday, November 26, 2006

Will the Persecution Never End? (A Continuing Series)

Thanks, as is often the case, to Jeff Meyerson.

MiamiHerald.com | 11/26/2006 | Custom-Printed Toilet paper: "Whether you like it or not, your toilet paper makes a statement about you. If you purchase ordinary supermarket toilet paper, it is making the statement that you don't care if you or your guests have a commode experience that lacks individuality and -- yes -- class.

This is why more and more celebrity entertainers such as Martha Stewart and the late Duke of Windsor have their toilet paper custom-printed. And now, thanks to the Internet, you can do the same thing. Here at the Gift Guide we ordered a set of rolls imprinted with a photograph of multitalented international superstar Paris Hilton, and we can state in all honesty that we have not been contacted by her attorney so far that we are aware of. And if that is not the true meaning of the holiday season, we don't know what is."

1 comment:

Jeff Meyerson said...

And in other Paris news, they are blaming her for Britney's latest antics in Vegas and L.A.

According to the NY Daily News, Brit has been spending an awful lot of time with the heir-head and some of Paris' trademarks seem to be rubbing off on the pop star - most recently, an aversion to underwear.

When maneuvering out of the cab in the black mini, Spears managed to flash her goods to the throng of paparazzi - and there was an awful lot to see.