Tuesday, September 19, 2006

See? Paris is NOT a Slut.

The Sun Online - News: Coogan can't get into the Hilton: "SEX addict Steve Coogan was snubbed by Paris Hilton when he begged her to let him into her Hollywood home.

The Alan Partridge star paid a late-night visit to the hotel heiress’s pad after drinking in a club with her and Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly.

He banged on the door for an HOUR and demanded to be let in by 25-year-old Paris, who had left the nightspot before him.

But Paris, who dismissively calls the funnyman “Courtney’s Creep” after his brief fling with her pal Courtney Love, refused to open up.

A source close to her said: “She wouldn’t touch him if he was the last man on Earth.”"

2 comments:

jtd said...

Pounding on Paris' door for an hour? I wonder why Steve didn't just use the old reliable, "Arrr, how about comin' below to the orlop and seein' me etchin's?"

Linda L. Richards said...

OK: the Paris piece is amusing, but... aren't you supposed to be talking like a pirate?

(Sheesh.)