Friday, April 21, 2006

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Phony doctor gives free breast exams?|?Reuters.com: "MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said."

2 comments:

Jeff Meyerson said...

"Great. Come right in. I was just hoping a strange limo driver would come door-to-door and give me a free breast fondling."

Some people are too dumb to be let out on their own.

Lonnie Cruse said...

Puuleeeease! Jeff is sooo on target. First off, smart women do NOT open the door to strangers, (including strangers in recognizable uniforms unless they produce proper ID.) They shout through said door or a nearby window to find out what the stranger wants. Stranger needs to use the phone to report an accident? No problem, just give me the number, I'll dial it for you and report the accident. Delivery? Leave it on the porch and drive away. Stranger tries to force door? Let him see that the home is protected by Smith and Wesson and I DO know how to use it.

I can't believe he found THREE dummies. Most women dread going to a doctor they know and trust for these exams. A stranger at the front door? Boggles the mind.