The Independent Florida Alligator
. . . as a former teacher I couldn't resist linking this one. So it's come to this. I give up. It's over. They win. I'm so far outside the mainstream that I'll never get back in, and I'm not even going to try. I'm just going to hide out here in my little room and keep quiet.
No, wait, maybe I'll get rich marketing hemlock.
On second though, nah. Hiding is more in my line.