Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Anna Nicole in Australia

Entertainment | Anna Nicole a handful (01-03-2005): "WHILE all eyes were supposed to be focused on the live telecast of the Oscars at an exclusive lunch yesterday, it was the blonde widow Anna Nicole Smith who proved to be the star distraction.
About 300 special guests gathered in Paddington Town Hall to watch the live feed but it was the enhanced inheritress who provided the entertainment.

MC Erica Heynatz had the unenviable job of interviewing Smith during a break in the telecast and listening to her describe her efforts at surfing was like watching a car crash in slow motion.

But Smith, who arrived in Sydney yesterday morning, did manage to declare that Australia was 'the most prettiest country I have ever been to' before asking 'where are the damn f...ing kangaroos?'."

Because (as is well known) Anna Nicole is from my hometown and was in a high school class taught by my brother, I have an obligation to be sure that everyone hears about her activities.

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